Verses That Never Made it Into "The Diarrhea Song"

Verses That Never Made it Into the Diarrhea Song... and the Reasons Why

VERSE:
When you're standing in a line
and you take a steaming shit in your pants...
diarrhea, diarrhea

REASON FOR OMISSION:
Failure to rhyme; rhythm also sketchy


VERSE:
When You take Immodium AD pills
and your stomach better feels...
diarrhea, diarrhea

REASON FOR OMISSION:
does not result in diarrhea


VERSE:
When dehydration and loss of electrolytes are issues
and you run out of toilet tissue...
diarrhea, diarrhea

REASON FOR OMISSION:
too medical


VERSE:
When you have diarrhea
and you have diarrhea...
diarrhea, diarrhea

REASON FOR OMISSION:
Lacks subtlety



When you step on a crack
And poop runs down your back...
diarrhea, diarrhea

VERSE:
causal relationship is unclear