Riding the Scree

The rocks are tumbling all around me.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Science Versus The Vampire




Florida physics professor Costas Efthimiou mathematically disproves vampires.

Take this Goth Dorks!

Efthimiou's debunking logic: On Jan 1, 1600, the human population was 536,870,911. If the first vampire came into existence that day and bit one person a month, there would have been two vampires by Feb. 1, 1600. A month later there would have been four, and so on. In just two-and-a-half years the original human population would all have become vampires with nobody left to feed on.


A blurb on The Onion remarks, "This news will likely hit The Count the hardest. Destroyed by the very numbers he loves."

Hehehe.

Too Boldy Gay...



There is apparently a society of (primarily) women who are totally into Kirk & Spock as gay lovers, even marrying (it's legal in the future).

I swear I wasn't looking for this stuff, just my usual starship schematics (which is somehow more embarrassing), but it's hard to look away. Click the title above to follow the link to a websight with all sorts of romantic fiction, poetry, and art. Don't worry, it's all-ages and pretty tasteful.

It's almost not funny, it's so sincere.

Almost.

Why, Satanic Minions, Why!?!?!





Imagine letting your cute little black kitty out for the night.

Now imagine seeing a little piece of twig stuck in the fur of her tail.


Now imagine realizing that the twig is actually her spine protuding from her tail.

Yes, Willis (aka Willow, Mammal, Ma'am, and now No-Tail McSawherspine) had the skin and fur mysteriously stripped from the tip third of her little kitty tail. Left exposed were three actual segments of bloody white cat bone. Pretty gross.

So anyway, queasily on the way to the vet, we're like "It's Close To Halloween! A Black Cat! There Are Tales (no pun intended) Of Devil-Worshippers Mutilating Black Cats On All-Hallows Eve! Even Bans On Black Cat Adoptions Around Oct. 31st! Could It Have Been Satanists? A Cult? Teenagers In Black Ill-Fitting Clothes and Elaborate Poorly-Researched-But-Possibly-Celtic Tattoos? Yes! It Must Have Been The Satanists Or Those Under Their Sway!"

But. Apparently, this is normalish. The vet said cat's tails were similar to lizard tales (except they don't pop completely off and they don't regenerate... okay, not so lizard-like after all). Have no idea what happened or exactly when, but apparently Willis got hung up on something or pinched in a doorway or airlock or something and yanked herself right out from under her tailskin.

Since the skin wasn't gonna grow back, and to get rid of potentially infected areas and stuff, they AMPUTATED almost two-thirds of her already stubby tail! Very sad. But she's seemingly unbothered by the experience (give or take the car trip to the vet and a pathetic case of unblinking post-anesthesia wobblies and not being able to go outside).

Anyway. She gets her stitches out in a couple of days and her hair is growing back (see pics of her bald nub and arm- where they had to run an IV during surgery). So all's well that ends well.

But still. If it was The Satanists (and you know who you are), I'm sending you guys a bill. Stupid jerks.

Perry Tales



Ever wanted to see a fan sight of Journey's front man Steve Perry?

Me neither, but...

"If you are offended by fan fiction, any characterization of Steve or role playing, then this site is NOT for you."

Enough said.

Well. Not quite. Be sure to check out the sole bit of fan poetry entitled "Where were you?" It treats the emergence of Perry-era Journey as one of those defining Kennedy-getting-shot moments in history.

An overstatement?

You be the judge.